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Finally: The Indians Are Replacing Their Racist Mascot Chief Wahoo With A White Woman Wearing A Native American Halloween Costume

Finally: The Indians Are Replacing Their Racist Mascot Chief Wahoo With A White Woman Wearing A Native American Halloween Costume

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After spending decades defending their outdated and racist mascot, the Cleveland Indians have finally agreed to make a much-needed change. As of next year, the franchise announced that it will be retiring Chief Wahoo and replacing him with a brand-new mascot that will heal their image: a white woman dressed up in a Native American Halloween costume!Hell yes, the Cleveland Indians are getting rid of that grotesque racial caricature and totally making amends. About time!According to the team’s owners, Chief Wahoo will officially be replaced by the new mascot named Tiffany, the Cleveland Indians Sorority Girl, who is a college sophomore wearing a feather headdress, tribal face paint, and leather miniskirt to attend a Halloween rager at the Alpha Delta Pi house. Starting next season, th...
6 Things You Need To Know About Self-Defense, From An Expert

6 Things You Need To Know About Self-Defense, From An Expert

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The world is full of bad guys who can only be stopped by good guys, presumably ones with guns or kickboxing training. So you figure the only responsible thing to do is strap a 9mm to your left foot and become a black belt in Gunshido, right? Specifically to prevent you from doing this, we sat down with Richard Dimitri. He's spent years training bodyguards and police officers in self-defense tactics, and has a lot to say about what to do (and more importantly, what not to do) when confronted with someone who's itching for a fight. Read Next 5 You Can Deter Some Attacks Simply By Appearing Alert The guy in the ATM video didn't initiate that encounter, obviously. He was just minding his own damned business. So what the hell do you do in that situation if kung fu isn't the answer? Well...
16 Times Florida Man Plagued The World With Comical Absurdity

16 Times Florida Man Plagued The World With Comical Absurdity

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Florida Man is the hero we never wanted, but maybe the one we deserve... 1 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 2 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 3 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 4 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 5 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 6 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 7 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 8 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 9 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 10 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 11 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 12 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 13 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 14 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 15 Pin It Via AmARealGrill 16 Pin It Via AmARealGrill
You Go, Girl: Just 3 Weeks After Her Badass Golden Globes Speech, Oprah Has Become The Dictator Of Venezuela After Leading A Successful Military Coup

You Go, Girl: Just 3 Weeks After Her Badass Golden Globes Speech, Oprah Has Become The Dictator Of Venezuela After Leading A Successful Military Coup

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Since winning the Golden Globes and the internet with her amazing mic drop speech, Oprah Winfrey has not taken her foot off the gas pedal. The empowering media mogul has shown us once again that the future is female by overthrowing the government of Venezuela and installing herself as dictator in a military coup.Yas, presidente! Oprah has absolute power over the Venezuelan populace, and we can’t get enough of it!Immediately after her passionate Golden Globes speech, Winfrey flew down to Caracas and began speaking her amazing truth to the Venezuelan police and military, rallying them to join her squad. Although Oprah lacks political experience, there was no denying her totally inspirational leadership abilities, eloquent charisma, and desire to rule Venezuela as its unquestioned auto...
5 Cartoons That Handle Serious Issues Better Than Most Shows

5 Cartoons That Handle Serious Issues Better Than Most Shows

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When exactly was it decided that cartoons are for kids? Even now, when a show like BoJack Horseman takes on depression and self-loathing, people act like it's a gimmick. ("Can you believe we're getting ADULT themes from this CHILD'S medium?") Not only does this make no sense, but cartoons have been ahead of the curve on some serious issues for decades. Like how ... 4 Apps To Give Your Career A Boost In 2018 One of the best things I've ever seen on TV was the Rick And Morty (i.e. subject of the deadly Szechuan Sauce Riots of 2017) episode "Rixty Minutes." Summer, Morty's older sister, discovers that her birth was an accident which, it appears, made her parents' lives worse. Morty then confides in her that he's not the guy she thinks he is, and that he's actually a Morty from another d...
13 Movie Scenes, Revised To Obey The Laws Of Physics

13 Movie Scenes, Revised To Obey The Laws Of Physics

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It might be worth your time to read Seven Brief Lessons In Physics, just in case. We're making memes smarter. So can you. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get started. Movies do a bangup job of convincing us that the impossible is not only possible, but plausible. We're here to throw a bucket of cold water on that, and show you how iconic movie moments would have looked if the laws of the natural world hadn't been recklessly broken. 12Entry by fuzzydan 11Entry by Topbreak38 8Entry by gicusudoru 7Entry by Danzy 4Entry by Markos Hasiotis 3Entry by Timon DJ Spaji Photoplasty Contest: How Mediocre Things Got Popular, In Three Steps Pictofacts Contest: Celebs With Dark Pasts You Didn't Know About Pictofacts Contest: Questions That Keep You Awake At ...
Dwayne The Rock Johnson Decimates Guy Complaining About Jumanji On Twitter

Dwayne The Rock Johnson Decimates Guy Complaining About Jumanji On Twitter

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Will you kindly take a seat, James? This guy just learned a quick and unforgiving lesson on why you don't go toe-to-toe with The Rock on Twitter. Especially, when it comes to his recent work in, Jumanji. Our love for The Rock just keeps growing. The man's a modern day legend.  1 Don't start what you're not ready to finish, James. Pin It Via @jamesjammcmahon 2 MIC.DROP. Pin It Via @TheRock 3 Yep. Pin It Via Cheezburger